Tweets

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

hipsparta:

my favourite line

mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

image

lorealparisusa:

Your Voluminous Miss Manga lashes are like…

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming)

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

fm:

this tumblr holiday thing is getting out of hand


I volunteer to organize this ass grabbing convention so long as roseellendix​ and princessrosalindiwanttopoophere​ are in attendance! Sir Mix-A-Lot is also invited. 

(Source: carolineel2772)

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annie-leonhardts-ass:

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. 
I would never have been this happy. 

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

You can be the king but watch the queen conquer

(Source: kaiayame)